The Priest's Ass

[smb]

The priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST'S ASS IN FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey.

The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for £10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR £10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief, misery and even shorten your Life.

So be yourself and enjoy life!!

Stop worrying about everybody else's ass and

You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

[smb]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynaecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

[Myaw]

 Oh my...

[Eduardo]

On 3/19/2010 at 5:08 AM, smb said:

...The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS...

 

Stop worrying about everybody else's ass and

You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

 

Laughed until tears ran down my cheeks!!!

Have a great year, kaibigan ko.

Eduardo

[smb]

Same to you, Eduardo!