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  1. Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    You are now a Full Member of the Forums.

  2. Thanks for the links! But I am trying to get more traffic to ArtFreaks.com - and image titles / descriptions will really help to pull in some hits from the big search engines. They will also make your work searchable within the site, using the search box at the top of the page...
  3. smb

    PB260278.JPG

    Nice one! Thanks for uploading this. If you click on the "Mod Options" button and then select "Edit Image" you will be able to give your image a title - and maybe even a little bit of a description? (That way, you'll get a lot more image views as the text will show up in Google searches and on the internal site search engine...)
  4. Please show us some of your tattoo designs! :D

  5. Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  6. smb

    Thanks for posting in our Gallery.

    You are now a Full Member of the Forums and all associated modules, so you can now also use the free Classifieds and Links modules of the Forums.

  7. smb

    Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  8. Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  9. For the girls! A few jokes about men and marriage... Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on Table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go Hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old Buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that There will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... Whether you're here or not." (DAMM SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage - Part II Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband, Stiff At Last" (HE ASKED FOR IT!) ****************************** Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," And storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!) ****************************************** Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!) ************************************** Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests God may have created man before woman - but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
  10. smb

    Happy Birthday!

  11. smb

    Full Membership of the Forums will allow you to use the free Classifieds module - where you can post personal ads to look for those people that you used to know! :)

  12. smb

    Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  13. Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  14. smb

    Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  15. Thanks for uploading your art - and welcome to the Full Members group!

  16. Happy birthday!

    'Hope to see you back here soon! :)

  17. Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  18. smb

    Oh! And when you decide to have a go at painting, don't be shy! Upload the results here in the Gallery! This website is for all levels of artists but the main focus is on amateur art and helping each-other with tips and experiences. Complete beginners are very welcome to upload their attempts at art here and they will be appreciated for doing-so!

  19. smb

    Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    You are now a Full Member of the Forums, so you can enjoy unrestricted posting here now.

    Please feel free to start new topics in the Forums - and don't hesitate to ask me if you have any problems with how to use the site...

    Happy posting! :D

  20. Hello and welcome to ArtFreaks.com!

    If you would like a Full Membership of the Forums, you just need to upload some art in the Gallery, or update your profile, or post a few relevant, art-related comments in the Forums - or something!

  21. Awesome background image!

    Come back here, you!

  22. More random characters, please! :)

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