Well, I should have a bit of spare cash next year, which will take care of the cost of setting the thing-up.
But with 12 fully-fledged membership sites on the go already, I simply don't have the time for monitoring any more. So I am going to need the promise of a dedicated, thoroughly spam-hating, very aggressive full-time moderator to keep an eye on the thing for me - and eject any spammers with all due haste on a daily basis!
I'll also need some suggestions for the different categories of the Forums, Gallery set-up etc., etc...
Any offers?