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He he! Nice one! Sa wakas... A happy ending!

Hay naku! Kakalungkot talaga itong kuwento! Pero, ganyan talaga ang pagmamahal... mas lalo kapag bata pa sila... Pero, (ulit!) Sana, pagdating ng panahon, meron na isang happy ending n'ito!!

Cross as many lines as you like! Who sets these lines anyway? ???

Forgive my ignorance... Please tell me something about this Baha'i faith... I am only intrigued. Not planning to convert. I have my own religion at it is good only for myself...

This has just made my day! Thanks very much for posting! Your "Naughty Bot" is just brilliant, by the way! The girl looks slightly distraught - and she has such a cute little bum!

Hello Ron, Welcome to artfreaks.com! I'm looking forward to seeing some more of your writings here! Vic

And here's one for the girls - just to balance some of the predominantly male oriented jokes here: A dog or a man? If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother's ...then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ... ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...then buy a dog ! If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ... ...then buy a dog. BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ., . . . ...then buy a cat! Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

The Garden of Eden The Lord made man in the Garden Of Eden, Then he thought to himself 'There's something he's needin''. So after scratching around for a suitable pearl God fiddled around until He'd created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. . . . . . . . . Then he added a mouth..... Ruined the whole ****king thing!!!

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE A blond girl walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blond assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde. 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blond, 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.' Annoyed, the blond snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM

Boys A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?' Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... "well that was me."