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  1. This topic will not be of much interest to people living in the Philippines - where I was able to buy a drivers license for PHP 350 pesos and NO TEST whatsoever in 1995. (Things may have changed since then... You probably have to pay over PHP 500 for a pass result in your "driving test" now???) I passed my UK car driver's test, first time around, in 1975 - at the tender age of 17 Now, I know that things have got more difficult these days - and this was confirmed when it took me two attempts to get through my bike test, fairly recently... But here is an interesting storey regarding one of my driving instructors for my car test... I literally sacked my first driving instructor ONE WEEK before my test for taking control of the vehicle without any good cause whatsoever. I was furious with him and I made HIM drive me back to the college where I was staying at the time. That left me without a vehicle for my test. But I found another instructor, with an available vehicle for my test. It cost me an hour's lesson every day for the remaining 7 days before my test - (only way he would agree to providing a car at such short notice) - and I passed with flying colors and a smiling examiner! The incident where I sacked my first instructor? Well. Number one, I was paying HIM, afterall - not the other way around. I hadn't paid him for that lesson yet and I had absolutely NO intention of paying him unless he drove me back to the college. I was only 17 at the time. Number two... The driving instructor was totally wrong and to this day I don't regret or feel sorry for what I did. He said "Take the second left." We were actually passing a left turn at the time that he said this - but he didn't make it clear which second left he meant... (The one after the turn that we were already passing or the second one after the one coming up?) The best thing was that the car was dual control... So as he jammed HIS break on, simultaneously depressing HIS clutch - and yanked HIS steering wheel to the left, I held rigidly on to MY steering wheel and kept trying to keep going strait!!! (Don't forget, I was only a learner and I simply wasn't happy taking the turn that it transpired was the one he actually meant, at the speed that we were still doing?) Better, still... As he had his feet on HIS brake and HIS clutch peddle, I still had my foot on MY accelerator!!!! Result? A car right up on the pavement, (sidewalk,) with an engine revving at about 6,000 rpm!!!! And, when I finally removed my foot from MY accelerator peddle - a stalled and totally gassed-up engine that wouldn't start again for at least 5 minutes! He he he!!! Served the old bugger right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
  2. From the album: Some more recent pastel paintings

    The dog is called "Pandak" (Tagalog for "Shorty!") because he has very short legs! (He's probably got a bit of Daschund in him?) Schmingke and Unison pastels on rough watercolor paper 22" x 30' (56cm x 76cm) - 2007 Based on a photograph that I took of a young Kalabaw, (Carabao or Water Buffalo,) grazing on rough grass near a river in Davao del Sur, Mindanao, Philippines To purchase a high quality print of this image, please visit: ArtWanted.com Various gift items and dozens of personalized products such as mouse pads, t-shirts, greeting cards, mugs, puzzles and a lot more besides are also available, customized with this image at ArtWanted.com

    © &copy Vic Rolfe

  3. I can say, that in my own, not so humble opinion, I don't believe that it is very easy to get justice in the Philippines, if you "don't have money." (Either you don't have the necessary funds to "grease the system" or you are unwilling to spend your hard-earned cash on seeking justice.) On the other hand, (equally, this is only my own, not so humble opinion,) I believe that it is very easy in this country to get a miscarriage of justice - provided that you do "have money." I refer only to my own recent case... My second Ex wife filed totally false, malicious and damaging criminal charges against me. In short, she was claiming that I had totally abandoned her and our two children without any financial support whatsoever - thus making me guilty of a criminal offense, under Philippine law: R.A. 9282 "The Violence Against Women and Their Children Act" Not charges to be taken lightly and, if found guilty, punishable by imprisonment. Well, I got myself a competent Attorney. I laboriously listed all payments made for the past 5 years. I went through all my junk and eventually found official bank receipts for most of the payments that I had made on a regular basis over the previous 5 years. I even found a small notebook - full of my ex-wife's signatures for cash that I had given her and for the expenses that I had incurred on behalf of our children - and for some of the material goods that I had given them I got fed-up of having to keep traipsing off to Calamba for preliminary hearing after preliminary hearing with the Calamba City Prosecutor - so I eventually gave my Lawyer 'power of attorney' to appear on my behalf. After months of this, I was absolutely flabbergasted to discover that the Prosecutor, having COMPLETLY IGNORED ALL THE MATERIAL EVIDENSE that I had presented and LISTENING TO THE EVIDENSE ONF NO-ONE EXCEPT MY EX-WIFE decided that there was "probable cause" for the case to go to court!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the point when I realised that I was NOT up against a slow and ponderous legal system... I was up against a bunch of clowns in a "kangaroo court" system. At that point, my Attorney advised me to spend a substantial sum of money on a "Petition for Review" I wasn't happy but the thought of spending time in a jail in the Philippines for something that I was not even guilty of, left me cold with fear. What was I to do??? The whole thing, including legitimate legal fees and "expenses" eventually cost me PHP 113,000 pesos before I finally got the case against me dismissed - with the Presiding Judge stating: I wonder if the Prosecutor's little "oversight" would have been detected, had I not had sufficient funds to fight my case??? The average wage for a semi-skilled professional, (like an office worker or a primary school teacher, ) is somewhere around PHP 8,000 or PHP 10,000 pesos a month, in this country. Based on that kind of salary, PHP 113,000 pesos is about 10 or 12 month's salary !! So, had I been a lowly office-worker, instead of a seaman, earning a good foreign currency salary, I could well have ended up in prison - instead of being able to sit here and write this...
  4. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong resting like a baby and making himself perfectly at home - even though he is not my dog! (He just sleeps inside the house at night, in order to prevent a repeat of the incident when he was viciously stabbed in the neck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine... The wound is clearly visible but, after only 3 days, it is hardly even swollen - hence the "Bionic Super Dog" bit!!) Unlike Shoubi, he seems to prefer the bare floor tiles, to the rug provided for him!
  5. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong resting like a baby and making himself perfectly at home - even though he is not my dog! (He just sleeps inside the house at night, in order to prevent a repeat of the incident when he was viciously stabbed in the neck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine...) Unlike Shoubi, my Pit Bull Terrier bitch, he seems to prefer the bare floor tiles to the rug provided for him!
  6. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong is just incredible! This shot of Jumong and Shoubi playing silly buggers, (as usual!) was taken just 18 hours after Jumong was stabbed in the kneck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine. Not only is he already back to normal, eating like a horse, he's actually up and playing with Shoubi as if nothing had happened!
  7. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong is just incredible! This shot of Jumong and Shoubi playing silly buggers, (as usual!) was taken just 18 hours after Jumong was stabbed in the kneck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine. Not only is he already back to normal, eating like a horse, he's actually up and playing with Shoubi as if nothing had happened!
  8. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong is just incredible! This shot of Jumong and Shoubi playing silly buggers, (as usual!) was taken just 18 hours after Jumong was stabbed in the kneck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine. Not only is he already back to normal, eating like a horse, he's actually up and playing with Shoubi as if nothing had happened!
  9. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong is just incredible! This shot of Jumong and Shoubi playing silly buggers, (as usual!) was taken just 18 hours after Jumong was stabbed in the kneck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine. Not only is he already back to normal, eating like a horse, he's actually up and playing with Shoubi as if nothing had happened!
  10. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong is just incredible! This shot of Jumong and Shoubi playing silly buggers, (as usual!) was taken just 18 hours after Jumong was stabbed in the kneck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine. Not only is he already back to normal, eating like a horse, he's actually up and playing with Shoubi as if nothing had happened!
  11. From the album: Dogs

    Jumong is just incredible! This shot of Jumong and Shoubi playing silly buggers, (as usual!) was taken just 18 hours after Jumong was stabbed in the kneck by a drug-crazed neighbor of mine. Not only is he already back to normal, eating like a horse, he's actually up and playing with Shoubi as if nothing had happened!
  12. He he! See the painting at: http://www.artwanted.com/imageview.cfm?id=531514 Oh, it was excellent! Really made my day!! Even though she is all pink; The Pink Dog is SOOOooo Shoubi!! Nice one indeed!! he he!! If I get any more decent photos of Shoubi, I'll upload them for you...
  13. I spend quite a lot of time in Bangkok. I usually prefer to just wander around by myself and do my own thing but, if I ever get some spare cash, I wouldn't mind trying one of Photojournalist Jonathan Taylor 's intensive photography classes. Street photography is something that has interested me for a long time and a bit of practical guidance out on the streets in and around Bangkok certainly wouldn't go amiss. I understand from his website that the courses can be tailor-made to suit the individual participants' areas of interest. If you are interested, just click on the link below and you can take a look at the website to see for yourself what is on offer: http://photographyschoolasia.com/
  14. smb

    Welcome to artfreaks.com! I hope we will see more of your work here soon!

  15. From the album: Some more recent pastel paintings

    From a photo that I took of a beautiful sunset - as seen through a group of coconut palm trees in Davao del Sur, Mindanao, Philippines. Pastel on watercolor paper. 21" x 29" (53 x 74cm) - 2007 To purchase a high quality print of this image, please visit: ArtWanted.com Various gift items and dozens of personalized products such as mouse pads, t-shirts, greeting cards, mugs, puzzles and a lot more besides are also available, customized with this image at ArtWanted.com

    © &copy Vic Rolfe

  16. Nice one! Is that the long viaduct on the North Luzon Expressway? (About 10km or South of San Fernando??)
  17. Well... This might not look much but I can tell you... NO special effects, PhotoShop (Pro or otherwise) or whatever have been used here. The image may have been cropped - but that is about it! Anyway, I have been sailing the seven seas since 1974 and these are the first and only green clouds that I have ever seen... Photo taken somewhere in Cavite Province, Philippines - (I can't tell you exactly where - or my Demonio Ex-wife - or even my hayop Abugado - might find out where I live) - looking out over the South China Sea - some time in the rainy season of 2006

    © Free use - just credit Vic Rolfe as the photographer

  18. NOT My PHOTO... (This arrived in my yahoo mail) But, as the sender says: And so I have!! With full marks to the original photographer, for a truly outstanding work of photographic art!

    © &copy the original photographer

  19. smb

    tapayan

    Well... I'm glad to know that the tapayan is NOT reusable once it has been used to store a corpse. That IS good to know! But, I have to say, I like fresh maggots the best... Not the dried up ones? The fresh ones are more juicy and tender! Just like Tender Juicy Hot Dogs!!!!! Joking aside... I used to really love Tender Juicy Hot Dogs. I mean, AS IN!! ...until someone told me that hot dogs in the Philippines are made with worm protein?? Well, I did read the packet and nowhere does it mention worm meat as an ingredient of Tender Juicy Hot Dogs... But NO WAY! I just can't eat the things anymore. I still buy them. I even cook them; sure... I even like to appreciate that wonderful aroma that they have... But then I give them ALL to my dog. She seems to like them, though!!!!
  20. smb

    Paloma

    As per the image description, I gave the original of this painting away to Paloma. She very kindly bought me two bottles of cold San Miguel Beer in appreciation. Actually, this was only a practise painting. I used to go around the bars of Ermita, in Manila and get the girls to allow me to use their photos for these practise paintings. I always gave the results away - until, one day, a well-know artist friend of mine, Mr. Norberto Carating, advised me not to give any more away. Since then, I have never sold a thing. I am keeping all my recent paintngs for an exhibition that I would like to hold on Ermita, Manila some day... Anyway, I am always open to commissions. I could do a reproduction of the above painting - or do something completely new from any digital image that you would like to send me. All paintings are on an "approval" basis. IE, if you don't like the results, there is no compulsion to buy - but the painting and the copyright then remains mine, to be used for any purpose that I may desire. I can do a 12x16" (30x40cm) pastel on paper for 3,500 Philippine Pesos only and a 19x25" (48x63.5cm) pastel on paper for 5,000 Philippine Pesos Prices do NOT include the frame or shipping.
  21. smb

    tapayan

    Translates (very roughly!) as: "You know, at one time they used to use tapayan as vessels for storing rotten meat... They would keep the meat in there until it was completely full of maggots - and then they would cook it!" ...(A bit like Stilton cheese, I guess? ...The maggots make it soft and they add to the flavor!!!!!!!!!!!!!) And: "In other ("cases?") they used to use tapayan as a storage for the corpses of their relatives!" ...(Presumably, this was only an interim measure - until a proper burial could take place???? In that case, what happened to the tapayan after it had been used for such a purpose? I hope they didn't re-use it for that rotten meat thing???)
  22. This is brilliant! Thank you very much for this - and also for the nicely detailed descriptions... Good descriptions are a great way of getting your work exposed via Google et al searches - and they also get more hits for artfeaks.com (And more hits for artfreaks.com means more advertising revenue for the site - which, of course, translates into more free disc space for artists - and a happy site-owner!)
  23. smb

    Hi! Welcome to the artfreaks.com Art Forums. Thanks for posting some images in ythe gallery - and keep them coming!

  24. smb

    tapayan

    He he! Is this photo right way up, now? (It's hard to tell!!) Tell me more about "tapayan" - what are they used for? By the way... If you look closely at the earthenware pot, you can see very light shades of pink, blue, green, orange, purple and violet... (Wala lang... it's just that I have observed that it is very important to capture all the different colors, tints and shades that you see in an object, if you want to really capture its realism when you try to paint the thing!)
  25. From the album: My early attempts at pastel painting

    I started this one aboard c.s. Wave Venture, when she was alongside in Victoria, B.C. - in April, 2007 Due to pressures of work, I was not able to finish it until after i got back in the Philippines, in June, 2007 By the way... thanks a bunch to Mr. George BLOODY Hopkins for giving me a bad report - claiming (in effect) that I was a lazy bastard!! Anyway, this painting was far to long in the making and it has been totally overworked... Still, not to worry, at least it IS a painting. (As in, at least I finally managed to do something with my art and get back into some kind of creativity mode...) 12" X 16" (30cm X 40.5cm) Mostly Schmincke soft pastels - with some Unison pastels, on Canson Mi Teintes paper I'm not going to bother framing this one, (unless someone decides to buy it when I have my exhibition in Ermita, Manila - date not fixed yet: subject to available funds!) It'll just go into my portfolio case in order to preserve it for a future laugh! To purchase a high quality print of this image, please visit: ArtWanted.com Various gift items and dozens of personalized products such as mouse pads, t-shirts, greeting cards, mugs, puzzles and a lot more besides are also available, customized with this image at ArtWanted.com

    © &copy Vic Rolfe

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