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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: Dr Jones, at your cervix. In a Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels. On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels On a Plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On a Church Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak. Outside a tire and exhaust centre: Invite us to your next blowout. On an Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. In a Non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. On a Maternity Room door: Push! Push! Push! At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Outside another tire and exhaust centre: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Vets waiting room: 'Back in 5 minutes... Sit! Stay! In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there hungry - come on in and get fed up. In front of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. On the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.
